Gifts for your Girlfriend

attack the floor

IT company

A guy went for an interview at a big IT company today for the position of a "Computer Hacker".
The boss asked him, "So, what makes you suitable for this job?"
"Well," he replied, "I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview!"

student essay

Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Student.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

Rakhi time

2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls
Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.

1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now?

2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis,
I Will Marry Ur Sis

death humour

opposite to me

Y r u so opposite to me?
When i say tea,u say coffee!
I say white,u say black!
I went to dental hospital,u went to mental hospital!
I came back and u still there!