Gifts for your Girlfriend

attack the floor

IT company

A guy went for an interview at a big IT company today for the position of a "Computer Hacker".
The boss asked him, "So, what makes you suitable for this job?"
"Well," he replied, "I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview!"

student essay

Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Student.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

Rakhi time

2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls
Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.

1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now?

2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis,
I Will Marry Ur Sis

death humour

opposite to me

Y r u so opposite to me?
When i say tea,u say coffee!
I say white,u say black!
I went to dental hospital,u went to mental hospital!
I came back and u still there!

missing star

If You Look At The Sky Tonight
And Notice That The Brightest Star Is Missing,
I Swear I Have No Clue
How The Hell I Fell From Sky But I'm OK

docter time

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

pizza hut

After many years of studying at a university, I’ve finally become a PhD… or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it.

police joke

Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?"
 
Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me."

Funny boomerang

I'd like to buy a new boomerang please.
 Also , can you tell me how to throw the old one away?

internet to find kids

Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.

success

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

women's heart

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's
as She changes it more often.